Quotes about "shopping"
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
