Quotes about "sex"
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
