Quotes about "humour"
Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it.
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Roses are reddish; Violets are bluish; If it weren't for Christmas; We'd all be Jewish.
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
