Quotes about "humor"
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way.
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Caribbean cruise, where we can hold hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. Why that old Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.
