Quotes about "advertising"
Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease.
When the historian of the Twentieth Century shall have finished his narrative, and comes searching for the subtitle which shall best express the spirit of the period, we think it not at all unlikely that he may select "The Age of Advertising" for the purpose.
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out.
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.

