Quotes by "Scott Adams"
I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
The best things in life are silly.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
