Quotes by "Joey Adams"
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
