Quotes by "Abe Lemons"
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
