Quotes by actor "Woody Allen"
A relationship, I think, is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat, college.
"You know, my mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention."
Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check.
