Quotes by actor "Alan Alda"
They don't pay off on high aspirations. You've got to deliver.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was frowned on, whereas now you can major in it at business school.
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.
It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character wants. Otherwise it doesn't look authentic. So I really want to defeat Jimmy - I mean Jimmy as the character.
My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that.
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
